Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "For a male and female to live \ | continuously together is... | | biologically speaking, an extremely | | unnatural condition." | | | \ -- Robert Briffault / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;