Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The magician is seated in his high \ | chair and looks upon the world with | | favor. He is at the height of his | | powers. If he closes his eyes, he | | causes the world to disappear. If he | | opens his eyes, he causes the world to | | come back. If there is harmony within | | him, the world is harmonious. If rage | | shatters his inner harmony, the unity | | of the world is shattered. If desire | | arises within him, he utters the magic | | syllables that causes the desired | | object to appear. His wishes, his | | thoughts, his gestures, his noises | | command the universe. | | | | -- Selma Fraiberg, _The Magic Years_, | \ pg. 107 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;