Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The difference between reality and \ | unreality is that reality has so little | | to recommend it. | | | \ -- Allan Sherman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;