Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Any coward can sit in his home and \ | criticize a pilot for flying into a | | mountain in a fog. But I would rather, | | by far, die on a mountainside than in | | bed. What kind of man would live where | | there is no daring? And is life so dear | | that we should blame men for dying in | | adventure? Is there a better way to | | die? | | | \ -- Charles Lindbergh / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;