Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Software is like sex; it's better when \ | it's free. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;