Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / That's life for you, said McDunn. \ | Someone always waiting for someone who | | never comes home. Always someone loving | | something more than that thing loves | | them. And after awhile you want to | | destroy whatever that thing is, so it | | can't hurt you no more. | | | \ -- R. Bradbury, "The Fog Horn" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;