Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / squatcho, n.: \ | | | The button at the top of a baseball | | cap. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;