Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Why don't somebody print the truth \ | about our present economic condition? | | We spent years of wild buying on | | credit, everything under the sun, | | whether we needed it or not, and now we | | are having to pay for it, howling like | | a pet coon. This would be a great world | | to dance in if we didn't have to pay | | the fiddler. | | | \ -- The Best of Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;