Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Cheit's Lament: \ | | | If you help a friend in need, he is | | sure to remember you-- | | | \ the next time he's in need. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;