Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It took me fifteen years to discover \ | that I had no talent for writing, but I | | couldn't give it up because by that | | time I was too famous. | | | \ -- Robert Benchley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;