Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "There must be some mistake," he said, \ | "are you not a greater computer than | | the Milliard Gargantubrain which can | | count all the atoms in a star in a | | millisecond?" "The Milliard | | Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with | | unconcealed contempt. "A mere abacus. | | Mention it not." | | | \ -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;