Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Every Solidarity center had piles and \ | piles of paper ... everyone was eating | | paper and a policeman was at the door. | | Now all you have to do is bend a disk. | | | | -- A member of the outlawed Polish | | trade union, Solidarity, | | | | commenting on the benefits of using | | computers in support | | | \ of their movement. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;