Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only difference between a car \ | salesman and a computer salesman is | \ that the car salesman knows he's lying. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;