Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No man can have a reasonable opinion of \ | women until he has long lost interest | | in hair restorers. | | | \ -- Austin O'Malley / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;