Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No matter what other nations may say \ | about the United States, immigration is | \ still the sincerest form of flattery. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;