Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Eat as much as you like -- just don't \ | swallow it. | | | \ -- Harry Secombe's diet / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;