Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You know you've been spending too much \ | time on the computer when your friend | | misdates a check, and you suggest | \ adding a "++" to fix it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;