Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There's some entertainment value in \ | watching people juggle nitroglycerin. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199712041747.JAA18908@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;