Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Flight Reservation systems decide \ | whether or not you exist. If your | | information isn't in their database, | | then you simply don't get to go | | anywhere." | | | \ -- Arthur Miller / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;