Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Stop! Whoever crosseth the bridge of \ | Death, must answer first these | | questions three, ere the other side he | | see! | | | | "What is your name?" | | | | "Sir Brian of Bell." | | | | "What is your quest?" | | | | "I seek the Holy Grail." | | | | "What are four lowercase letters that | | are not legal flag arguments to the | | Berkeley UNIX version of `ls'?" | | | \ "I, er.... AIIIEEEEEE!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;