Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Son, someday a man is going to walk up \ | to you with a deck of cards on which | | the seal is not yet broken. And he is | | going to offer to bet you that he can | | make the Ace of Spades jump out of the | | deck and squirt cider in your ears. But | | son, do not bet this man, for you will | | end up with a ear full of cider. | | | \ -- Sky Masterson's Father / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;