Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ralph's Observation: \ | | | It is a mistake to let any mechanical | | object realise that you | | | \ are in a hurry. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;