Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / * Knghtbrd crosses his toes\ | (if I crossed my fingers it would be | \ hard to type) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;