Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I've touch'd the highest point of all \ | my greatness; And from that full | | meridian of my glory I haste now to my | | setting. I shall fall, Like a bright | | exhalation in the evening And no man | | see me more. | | | \ -- Shakespeare / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;