Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Of course power tools and alcohol don't \ | mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't | | soluble in alcohol... | | | \ -- Crazy Nigel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;