Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But in our enthusiasm, we could not \ | resist a radical overhaul of the | | system, in which all of its major | | weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, | | and replaced with new weaknesses. | | | | -- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation | \ in Optimizing Compilers" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;