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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ I'm So Miserable Without You It's       \
| Almost Like Having You Here             |
|                                         |
| -- Song title by Stephen Bishop.        |
|                                         |
| She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft  |
|                                         |
| -- Song title by Jerry Reed.            |
|                                         |
| When My Love Comes Back from the        |
| Ladies' Room Will I Be Too Old to Care? |
|                                         |
| -- Song title by Lewis Grizzard.        |
|                                         |
| I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or  |
| Go Bowling                              |
|                                         |
| -- Unattributed song title.             |
|                                         |
| Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal   |
| Posts of Life                           |
|                                         |
\ -- Unattributed song title.             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;