Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm So Miserable Without You It's \ | Almost Like Having You Here | | | | -- Song title by Stephen Bishop. | | | | She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft | | | | -- Song title by Jerry Reed. | | | | When My Love Comes Back from the | | Ladies' Room Will I Be Too Old to Care? | | | | -- Song title by Lewis Grizzard. | | | | I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or | | Go Bowling | | | | -- Unattributed song title. | | | | Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal | | Posts of Life | | | \ -- Unattributed song title. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;