Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless \ | you are in Need of Sleep. | | | \ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;