Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T \ | Trademark Laboratories. | | | \ -- Donn Seeley / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;