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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Every Horse has an Infinite Number of   \
| Legs (proof by intimidation):           |
|                                         |
| Horses have an even number of legs.     |
| Behind they have two legs, and in front |
| they have fore-legs. This makes six     |
| legs, which is certainly an odd number  |
| of legs for a horse. But the only       |
| number that is both even and odd is     |
| infinity. Therefore, horses have an     |
| infinite number of legs. Now to show    |
| this for the general case, suppose that |
| somewhere, there is a horse that has a  |
| finite number of legs. But that is a    |
| horse of another color, and by the      |
| lemma ["All horses are the same         |
\ color"], that does not exist.           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;