Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Every Horse has an Infinite Number of \ | Legs (proof by intimidation): | | | | Horses have an even number of legs. | | Behind they have two legs, and in front | | they have fore-legs. This makes six | | legs, which is certainly an odd number | | of legs for a horse. But the only | | number that is both even and odd is | | infinity. Therefore, horses have an | | infinite number of legs. Now to show | | this for the general case, suppose that | | somewhere, there is a horse that has a | | finite number of legs. But that is a | | horse of another color, and by the | | lemma ["All horses are the same | \ color"], that does not exist. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;