Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The opulence of the front office door \ | varies inversely with the fundamental | \ solvency of the firm. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;