Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This novel is not to be tossed lightly \ | aside, but to be hurled with great | | force. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;