Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I can give you my word, but I know what \ | it's worth and you don't. | | | \ -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;