Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When God saw how faulty was man He \ | tried again and made woman. As to why | | he then stopped there are two opinions. | | One of them is woman's. | | | \ -- DeGourmont / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;