Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When women love us, they forgive us \ | everything, even our crimes; when they | | do not love us, they give us credit for | | nothing, not even our virtues. | | | \ -- Honor'e de Balzac / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;