Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The naked truth of it is, I have no \ | shirt. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "Love's | \ Labour's Lost" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;