Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14 \ | | | Tired of finding that other people are | | helping themselves to your good liquor | | at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, | | which you insert and light after you've | | opened the bottle. No one ever expects | | anything drinkable to be in a bottle | \ which has a candle stuck in its neck. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;