Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This conjunction of an immense military \ | establishment and a large arms industry | | is now in the American experience... We | | must not fail to comprehend its grave | | implications... We must guard against | | the acquisition of unwarranted | | influence...by the military-industrial | | complex. The potential for the | | disastrous rise of misplaced power | | exists and will persist. | | | | -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, from his | \ farewell address in 1961 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;