Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tell me, O Octopus, I begs, Is those \ | things arms, or is they legs? I marvel | | at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd | | call me us. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;