Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I distrust a man who says 'when.' If \ | he's got to be careful not to drink too | | much, it's because he's not to be | | trusted when he does." | | | | -- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese | \ Falcon_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;