Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you \ | gwine do wid de smoke? | | | | -- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of | \ Uncle Remus / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;