Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Sentenced to two years hard labor (for \ | sodomy), Oscar Wilde stood handcuffed | | in driving rain waiting for transport | | to prison. "If this is the way Queen | | Victoria treats her prisoners," he | | remarked, "she doesn't deserve to have | \ any." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;