Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Do you think what we're doing is \ | wrong?" | | | | "Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!" | | | | "I've never done anything illegal | | before." | | | | "I thought you said you were an | \ accountant!" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;