Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ah, but the choice of dreams to live, \ | there's the rub. | | | | For all dreams are not equal, some exit | | to nightmare most end with the dreamer | | | | But at least one must be lived ... and | \ died. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;