Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote \ | #25: | | | | Q: You say you had three men punching | | at you, kicking you, raping you, | | | | and you didn't scream? A: No ma'am. Q: | | Does that mean you consented? A: No, | \ ma'am. That means I was unconscious. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;