Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Politics is not the art of the \ | possible. It consists in choosing | | between the disastrous and the | | unpalatable. | | | \ -- John Kenneth Galbraith / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;