Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / An ambassador is an honest man sent \ | abroad to lie and intrigue for the | | benefit of his country. | | | \ -- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;