Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Charity begins at home. \ | | \ -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence) / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;