Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Clarity \ | | | The origin of the world is its mother; | | Understand the mother, and you | | understand the child; Embrace the | | child, and you embrace the mother, Who | | will not perish when you die. Reserve | | your judgments and words And you | | maintain your influence; Speak your | | mind and take positions And nothing | | will save you. As observing detail is | | clarity, So maintaining flexibility is | | strength; Use the light but shed no | | light, So that you do yourself no harm, | | But embrace clarity. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;