Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Carol's head ached as she trailed \ | behind the unsmiling Calibrees along | | the block of booths. She chirruped at | | Kennicott, "Let's be wild! Let's ride | | on the merry-go-round and grab a gold | | ring!" | | | | Kennicott considered it, and mumbled to | | Calibree, "Think you folks would like | | to stop and try a ride on the | | merry-go-round?" | | | | Calibree considered it, and mumbled to | | his wife, "Think you'd like to stop and | | try a ride on the merry-go-round?" | | | | Mrs. Calibree smiled in a washed-out | | manner, and sighed, "Oh no, I don't | | believe I care to much, but you folks | | go ahead and try it." | | | | Calibree stated to Kennicott, "No, I | | don't believe we care to a whole lot, | | but you folks go ahead and try it." | | | | Kennicott summarized the whole case | | against wildness: "Let's try it some | | other time, Carrie." | | | | She gave it up. | | | \ -- Sinclair Lewis, "Main Street" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;