Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / narcolepulacyi, n.: \ | | | The contagious action of yawning, | | causing everyone in sight | | | | to also yawn. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;